Shout out to sidewalks [Premium Shirt]
Home is where the WiFi connects automatically
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge
Diaper Loading. Please Wait.
I know Karate and some other Japanese words
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have to extra lives.
I Flexed And the Sleeves Fell Off
Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!
Here I Am - Now what are you other two wishes?
Cat Hair is Lonely People Glitter
The Universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons & morons
Don't worry it's not my blood
I'm not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Classy, Sassy & a bit Smart Assy
I used to be a time traveller...but that's all in the future now
He wants to sleep with me
She wants to sleep with me
Sleep. Eat. Poop. - Repeat -