Product dimensions measured on a flatly laid out product.
Tip: measure an item of clothing at hand to compare.
A chalkboard style font in good ol' blackboard black and chalk white. The name of the site on the front so you can show off your attendance in class, and one of the main ideas of the entire site distilled down into one line on the back.
Back based on Lesson #494 - Humor. (http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson494.html)
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